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• Short attention span tagline.
• Has the attention span of an overripe grapefruit.
• bandwidth n. 1. [common] Used by hackers (in a generalization of its technical meaning) as the volume of information per unit time that a compute
  person, or transmission medium can handle. "Those are amazing graphics, but I missed some of the detail -- not enough bandwidth, I guess....
• bandwidth: n. 1. Used by hackers (in a generalization of its technical meaning) as the volume of information per unit time that a computer, person, or transmission medium can handle.
  Those are amazing graphics, but I missed some of the detail -- not enough bandwidth, I guess....
• Nanosecond: Measure of time on mork's planet ork. -- Computing Definitio
• Fired from McDonald's for having a short attention span.
• Ross Perot's got the attention span of an overripe grapefruit.
• You have the attention span of a ferret on a double mocha.
• The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord. -- Turnaucka's Law