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• My ex wife's other car is a BROOM.
• You may ask yourself, how did I get here? This is not my beautiful house!
  This is not my beautiful wife! -- Talking Head...
• We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
  -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)...
• We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
  -- H.L. Mencken, "Minority Repo...
• You know something, folks, as ridiculous as this sound
  I would rather feel the sweet breath of my beautiful wife on the back of my neck as I sleep than stuff dollar bills into some stranger's G-string....
• My ex-wife's car is a broomstick
• My wife gives good headache.
• My wife left me - There is a GOD!
• Someone shaved my wife tonight.