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• unwind-protect n. [MIT: from the name of a LISP operator] A task you must remember to perform before you leave a place or finish a project.
  I have an unwind-protect to call my advisor....
• unwind-protect: [MIT: from the name of a LISP operator] n.
  A task you must remember to perform before you leave a place or finish a project....
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• My comm port + Your comm port = wakawaka
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• Depart not from the path which fate has assigned you.
• The story you are about to hear is true. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.