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• The story you are about to hear is true. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.
• The only way you can protect your rights is to protect those of others!
• The mossy marbles rest On the lips that he has prest In their bloom
  And the names he loved to hear Have been carved for many a year On the tomb....
• If you don't have something good to say about someone......... let's hear it.
• You are innocent.
• Everything you read in the newspapers is absolutely true except for that rare story of which you happen to have firsthand knowledge.
  -- Erwin Knoll...
• Everything you read in newspapers is absolutely true, except for that rare story of which you happen to have first-hand knowledge.
  -- Erwin Knoll...
• This is, of course, totally uninformed speculation that I engage in to help support my bias against such meddling.
  .. but there you have it....
• Beverly: "I hear you've been accepted to the Academy.
  I have a son there." Rogers: "Oh. Being posted on the Enterprise, I guess you don't get to see him very often....