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  She couldn't wait to get married to change her name because she was teased so much as a child....
• A widow who fancied a man some Was diddled three times in a hansome.
  When she clamored for more Her young man became sore And exclaimed "My name's Simpson not Samson....
• I was in the supermarket the other day, and I met a lady in the aisle where they keep the generic brands.
  Her name was "woman"....
• There was a young lady named Twiss Who said she thought fucking a bliss, For it tickled her bum And caused her to come .
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• Her locks an ancient lady gave Her loving husband's life to save
  And men -- they honored so the dame -- Upon some stars bestowed her name....
• I was just looking at her name tag, Honest.