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• SMILEY :-(>~ "I just washed my goatee, and I can't do nuthin' with it.
• I just had my brain washed,and can't do a thing with it.
• I just washed my phone line and can't do a thing with it.
• I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair. -- Bette Davis, "Cabin in the Cotto
• I washed my edible underwear and now they're gone.
• JUST GET OUT OF MY WAY; I CAN DO IT RIGHT.
• Sarah:[ Oh, I must be mad. I'm sick of being cold and wet and hypnotized left, right, and center.
  I'm sick of being shot at, savaged by bug-eyed monsters, never knowing if I'm coming or going, or even being!...
• SMILEY :-() I stubbed my toe
• What did you do when the ship sank? I grabbed a cake of soap and washed myself ashore.