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• Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos.
  -- Victor Borge...
• In my youth I wanted to be a great pantomimist--but I found I had nothing to say. -- Victor Borge
• I am Victor of Borge. Prepare to be entertained.
• My mother invented me. My father denies!
• The shortest distance between two people is laughter. -- Victor Borge
• Laughter is the closest distance between two people." -- Victor Borge
• Laughter is the closest distance between two people. -- Victor Borge
• I don't understand some phrases. Take "I look forward to seeing you.
  Why don't you listen forward to looking me? One night a woman came to me after a concert and said, "I haven't laughed so much since my husband died....