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• I had a thought, and I lost it.. nothing new.
• I had a thought once, but it died of lonliness.
• I thought I had a back-up, but she refused to type it in again.
• I thought you had the plane tickets! -- Famous Last Word
• When I was 16, I thought there was no hope for my father.
  By the time I was 20, he had made great improvement....
• I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.
  -- Homer, after "wussing out", "Homerpalooza...
• I thought, therefore I was.
• The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
  -- Aaron Machado...
• Problems? No, I LIKE my foot there.