I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a
club sandwich.
-- Homer, after "wussing out", "Homerpalooza"
club sandwich.
-- Homer, after "wussing out", "Homerpalooza"
Related:
- Homer: Oh, Marge. I thought I had an appetite for destruction,
but all I wanted was a club sandwitch. Marge... - Marge: So... you want to go on tour with a traveling freak show.
Homer: I don't think I have a choice, Marge. Marge... - Chamberlin: The hometown show's the big one, Homer.
Iha: Yeah, people who called you a weirdo in high school... - And I thought *I* had
problems... - One time the power went out in my house and I had to use the flash on my camera
to see my way around.
I made a sandwich and took fifty pictures of my face... - That's fine for you, Marge. But I used to rock and roll all night and
party every day.
Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can... - I think I just lost my
appetite... - Marge: What's wrong, Homie?
Homer: [sighs] I went to the record store today and they were playing
all that music I've never heard of.
It was like the store had gone crazy. Marge... - I had a thought, and I lost it..
nothing new...
From the same category:
- Bart didn't get one vote?
Oh, this is the worst thing that could ever happen to us!
Homer, on Bart failing to be elected class president... - Boy, it's getting harder and harder to make it here by ten.
Chief Wiggum with the early-morning blues, "The... - These candidates make me wanna vomit in terror!
-
Homer speaks out loud what we think, "Treehouse... - Bart: You didn't say which bed!
Lisa: Go to _your_ bed!
Bart: Make me. Lisa: I'll make you! [lunges... - I just gotta go laminate your license; you'll get it in two to three
weeks.
Quick service at the DMV, "Bart on the...
