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• Gettin' married's a lot like getting into a tub of hot water.
  After you get used to it, it ain't so hot. -- Minnie Pearl...
• Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
• Methinks I see in my mind a noble and puissant nation rousing herself like a strong man after sleep, and shaking her invincible lock
  methinks I see her as an eagle mewing her mighty youth, and kindling her undazzled eyes at the full midday beam....
• Lord have mercy, Mrs. Tugwell just had her sixteenth young 'un.
  She said she had so many young 'uns she'd run out of names--to call her husband. -- Minnie Pearl...
• DINGO: You must spank her well and after you have spanked her you may deal with her as you like and then .
  .. spank me. AMAZING: And spank me! STUNNER: And me....
• Some asked how pearls did grow, and where? Then spoke I to my girl To part her lips, and showed them there The quarelets of pearl.
  -- Robert Herrick (1591-1674) -- The Rock of Rubies, and the Quarrie of Pearl...
• He paid me a compliment. He said I looked like a breath of spring.
  Well, he didn't use them words. He said I looked like the end of a hard winter. -- Minnie Pearl...
• She can kill all your files; She can freeze with a frown.
  And a wave of her hand brings the whole system down....
• Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.