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• Homer: I _do_ have a story about two other young marrieds.
  .. [everyone turns back and sits down] Now, the wife of this couple has an interesting quirk in the bedroom....
• I lay my head on the railroad tracks, Waitin' for the double E.
  The railroad don't run no more. Poor poor pitiful me....
• The woman hurried home from her doctor's appointment, devastated by the medical report she had just received.
  When her husband came in from work, she told him, "Darling, the doctor said I have only twelve more hours to live....
• A man met a beautiful young woman in a bar. They got along well, shared dinner, and had a marvelous evening.
  When he left her, he told her that he had really enjoyed their time together, and hoped to see her again, soon....
• She states that her husband took downers and she took uppers so the relationship did not work out.
• The difference between prose and poetry. For example
  "There was a young lady from the Khyber Pass, Who went into the Ganges up to her knees....
• There was a young lady from Maine Who claimed she had men on her brain.
  But you knew from the view, As her abdomen grew, It was not on her brain that he'd lain....
• She is so flat her baby had to nurse with a straw.
• There was a young whore from kaloo Who filled her vagina with glue.
  She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in, They can pay to get out again too!...