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• Waiting in blood. Get out of the pit.
• Robots of the future speak out: SOMEONE IS WATCHING YOU!
• Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the General is watching.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #30...
• Bob: _That_ was Edna Krabappel. You only get one chance with Edna Krabappel, I hope you're happy.
  Bart: I won't be happy until I find out what you're up to....
• If it can go wrong it will, while HE'S out of town. -- Mrs. Murphy's Law
• The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #42
• We ran out of dial tone and we're and waiting for the phone company to deliver another bottle.
• Law of Telephone Dynamics: The phone call you keep waiting for comes the minute you're out the door.
• Petersen: Have you seen Rimmer's arm? Chen: No, I'm waiting for it to come out in paperback!
  -- Red Dwarf 'The End'...