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• Mummy: "Heavens to burgitroid, what is that detestable little yard ape doing in my movie.
  He's ruining it." Simon: "You should see what he does to my bedroom....
• I'll show you fun. Simon, let the games begin. -- Marshall, "Just Say No Fun", Eerie Indiana
• But until you get your eyes checked by the Eerie school nurse, you ain't seen nothing yet.
  -- Marshall, "Just Say No Fun", Eerie Indiana...
• Eerie, Indiana. The Last Testament of Marshall Teller.
  I had come to the end of the line. Hunted. Lost....
• Eerie had collided with a parallel reality called NBC.
  *I* was being written off the show. Correction: Killed off the show....
• I had to work fast. If that writer guy wouldn't change the script, I'd have to do it myself.
  -- Marshall, "Reality Takes a Holiday", Eerie Indiana...
• As we walked deeper and deeper into that musty old house, I kept asking myself - Marshall, why are you such a bone head.
  -- Marshall, "The Dead Letter", Eerie Indiana...
• Note to myself: never make a deal with your parents without a lawyer.
  -- Marshall, "Who's Who", Eerie Indiana...
• In Eerie, Indiana, when you scrape away the surface weirdness, what you find is .
  .. more weirdness. -- Eerie Indiana...