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• Coincidence is one thing, but this thing with the bike was bordering on mega strange.
  -- Marshall, "Who's Who", Eerie Indiana...
• But until you get your eyes checked by the Eerie school nurse, you ain't seen nothing yet.
  -- Marshall, "Just Say No Fun", Eerie Indiana...
• I had to work fast. If that writer guy wouldn't change the script, I'd have to do it myself.
  -- Marshall, "Reality Takes a Holiday", Eerie Indiana...
• As we walked deeper and deeper into that musty old house, I kept asking myself - Marshall, why are you such a bone head.
  -- Marshall, "The Dead Letter", Eerie Indiana...
• To serve and control, that's our motto, that's what we do.
  -- Policeman, "Who's Who", Eerie Indiana...
• Mummy: "What did you say this projector in a bottle is called?
  Marshall: "Television." Mummy: "Truly dreadful invention....
• Hey buddy, wanta go look for UFO's?" -- Marshall to Simon, "Heart on a Chain", Eerie Indiana
• I guess the rule is, if something's too good to be true, then it's probably too good to be true.
  -- Marshall, The ATM Machine, Eerie Indiana...