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Eerie Had Collided With A Parallel Reality Called NBC.
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Eerie had collided with a parallel reality called NBC.
*I* was being written off the show. Correction: Killed off the show.
Double correction: Killed dead!
-- Marshall, "Reality Takes a Holiday", Eerie Indiana
Related:
Every kid dreams of being the star of their own TV show.
Take it from me, it's a living hell. -- Marshall, "Reality Takes a Holiday", Eerie Indiana...
I had to work fast. If that writer guy wouldn't change the script, I'd have to do it myself.
-- Marshall, "Reality Takes a Holiday", Eerie Indiana...
Eerie, Indiana. The Last Testament of Marshall Teller.
I had come to the end of the line. Hunted. Lost....
I stayed up all night learning my line.
-- Julie Condra/Syndi, "Reality Takes a Holiday", Eerie Indiana...
My name is Marshall Teller, and I've learned an important lesson about Reality.
In this life you can either follow the script they give you, or demand a rewrite....
If I have to say one more air-headed big sister line, I'm going to vomit on a producer.
-- Julie Condra/Syndi, Reality Takes a Holiday, Eerie Indiana...
I'll show you fun. Simon, let the games begin. -- Marshall, "Just Say No Fun", Eerie Indiana
Hey, wait a minute. This is a script! There must be a writer around here somewhere.
"Ya know, I never thought of it, but there's a logic to that....
As we walked deeper and deeper into that musty old house, I kept asking myself - Marshall, why are you such a bone head.
-- Marshall, "The Dead Letter", Eerie Indiana...