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  Lisa: No, <I> want to get him a beer. Homer: Kids, kids, kids!...
• I can count even higher if I take my shoes off.
• Homer: Wait a minute...even Lenny is teaching a class!
  Look at the way they admire and adore him....
• If you wants to get elected president, you've got to think up some memorable homily so's school kids can be pestered into memorizin' it, even if they don't know what it means.
  -- Walt Kelly, The Pogo Party...
• If you wants to get elected president, you'se got to think up some memoraboble homily so's school kids can be pestered into memorizin' it, even if they don't know what it means.
  -- Walt Kelly, "The Pogo Party...
• If you wants to get elected president, you'se got to think up some memoraboble homily so's school kids can be pestered into memorizin' it, even if they don't know what it means.
  -- Walt Kelly...
• I don't get even, I get Odder!!
• How many kindergarden kids -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, two, three... Mummy! can I use my toes?...