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• I was the man of a thousand faces. So how did you come to choose the ugly mug you've got now, then?
  -- Percy and Edmund : Bee...
• LMO: Load and Mug Operato
• Screw the mug, give me a caffeine I.V. !!!
• Who put the booger on my beer mug?
• My husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor's office and make people sick.
  -- Moms Mabley...
• She was so ugly she could make a freight train take a dirt road.
• There is no such thing as an ugly woman -- there are only the ones who do not know how to make themselves attractive.
  -- Christian Dio...
• Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.