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• Burns: [reads an entry in the suggestion box] `Keep that handsome owner out of sight, he's distracting the female employees'.
  Oh, Smithers... Smithers: You got me, sir. -- "When Flanders Failed...
• COMMAND: A suggestion made to a computer.
• One day you will find yourself and be quite disappointed.
• To kill an enterprise, complain that nothing is ever published that interests you but never offer to write an article, make a suggestion, or find a writer.
  -- Jean-Charles Terrassie...
• I'm only a hypnotist, so this is only a suggestion.
• Well, it's a little rough... it might not be necessary to drag him 40 blocks.
  Maybe just four. You could put him in the trunk for the first 36 blocks, then haul him out and drag him the last fou...
• Homer: I won't let them treat Poochie like dirt anymore just because he's the new guy.
  Roy: Right on, Mr. S! Homer: Put a sock in it, Roy. -- "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
• TELEMARKETING The practice of ringing you up when you're on the toilet just to ask you what you think about council merge
  would you like to donate to charity X, or would you like to get Call Waiting put on your phone....
• God only made man because he was disappointed with the monkey. -- Mark Twai