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• Bart: Hey, Lis, look! They're adding a new character to Itchy & Scratchy!
  [reads] Poochie the dog?! Lisa: [unfooled] Adding a new character is often a desperate attempt to boost low ratings....
• Bart: Tough break, Dad. I guess people just weren't ready for Poochie.
  Maybe in a few years. Roy: Good news, everybody....
• I don't sound like _that_, do I? Oh... I don't like having such a hilarious voice.
  -- Homer, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
• Now kids, I know you loved the old Poochie, but the new one is going to be better than ten Super Bowls!
  I don't want to oversell it, judge for yourselves....
• Itchy: Look, Scratchy, it's our new friend, Poochie.
  Scratchy: What's that name again? I forgot....
• Homer: One, Poochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine.
  Two, whenever Poochie's not onscreen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Poochie"?...
• Scratchy: Ooh, Poochie is one outrageous dude. Itchy
  He's totally in my face. -- "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
• June: [in Itchy's voice] Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
  Do you? Homer: [Poochie voice] Yes, I certainly do!...
• She smells sheep smells by the sheet shtore.
  -- Homer's voice check, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...