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• I-SPY Simple spelling game which can get a little boring if played consistently for more than four hours at a time.
  So boring, in fact, that you may feel the necessity to play not "I-Spy", but "I-Hit", a game which runs more or less like thi...
• VETO Device by which one absolute bastard can spoil the work of everyone else.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• INJECTION Medical procedure especially developed to scare the shit out of the patient, and give the doctor a feeling of power.
  Just sit very still, Mr Jones, while I stick this bloody great needle in you....
• MIDDLE The section before the end, and after the beginning.
  The middle can be defined as that dull bit when you've just got used to something, and you're unaware that its going to end soonish....
• ABATTOIR A location where carnivores like myself can go to see the full reality of the slaughter of defenceless little sheepie
  piggies and other animals unfortunate enough to be farmed for their delicious rumps (and other bits)....
• CHURCH A church is either (a) a big, generally impressive-looking building where people go to indulge in religious activities, or (b) a rash commonly found on the upper-thigh.
  I think it's (b). One well-known cure is to dab it with a cream mixed from worm manure, cow snot and crushed caterpillars....
• Q The letter with the least number of amusing words in the alphabet.
  (So far). Generally found just before the letter U, entries for which will appear in several weeks....
• ZOO Generally a large location where a number of animals are kept, often against their will.
  Designers of fenceless zoos need to be very careful when estimating the width and depth of the trenches against how far some of the more enthusiastic animals with sharp teeth can jump....
• MEDICAL COLUMN Recent research into peoples fears has revealed a number of new phobia
  - Ticketphobia - the fear of losing your train-ticket when the ticket-inspectors get on - Humorphobia - fear of not being able to keep up with all the new articles in rec....