ZOO
Generally a large location where a number of animals are kept,
often against their will. Designers of fenceless zoos need to be
very careful when estimating the width and depth of the trenches
against how far some of the more enthusiastic animals with sharp
teeth can jump. A miscalculation could result in long searches for
bits of zoo visitors inside various animals' stomachs.
Security at zoos should always be a priority. Last year at
Melbourne Zoo, five hooligans broke into the zoo at night and
taught some of the gorillas how to do the long jump. Then the four
of them showed the tigers how to climb out of their cages, and the
one that was left was found feeding arms to the killer whales.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
