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• LIFE, n. A spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
  We live in daily apprehension of its loss; yet when lost it is not missed....
• So much is a man worth as he esteems himself.
• Lawyer: Your Honor, even though I've proven my client's innocence, I'd still like to call Freddy Quimby to the stand.
  So that we can all bask in his gentle decency....
• The people in the village were real poor, so none of the children had any toys.
  But this one little boy had gotten an old enema bag and filled it with rocks, and he would go around and whap the other children across the face with it....
• As a boy he dreamed of being a ship's captain, but gave it up when someone explained to him what sharks were .
  .." -- Woody Alle...
• We love our little Johnny He's the best little boy in all the world And we wouldn't trade him for anything That's how much we love him.
  No, we couldn't live without him So that's why, since he died, We keep him safe in our G....
• And God looked down and saw that the land and the people were bad.
  If he didn't look down so much, maybe things would pick up. -- David Steinberg...
• No plain fanfold paper could hold that fractal Puff -- He grew so fast no plotting pack could shrink him far enough.
  Compiles and simulations grew so quickly tame And swapped out all their data space when Puff pushed his stack frame....