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• The reason I feel guilty is, I'm so bad at it. -- David Steinberg
• And the Captain looked down upon the Project, and He saw that it was Good!
• The meaning of here and now is beautifully illustrated by a Zen story of a monk who was being chased by two tigers.
  He came to the edge of a cliff. He looked back - the tigers were almost upon him....
• Two things are bad for the heart - running up stairs and running down people. -- Bernard M. Baruch
• The people in the village were real poor, so none of the children had any toys.
  But this one little boy had gotten an old enema bag and filled it with rocks, and he would go around and whap the other children across the face with it....
• Why, oh why, does this happen to me? How did I end up stuck in this tree?
  The ground down below looks so far away, That if I would fall it would take me all day To hit the ground, with a thud and a thunk....
• For the cliff is all right if you're careful," they said
  "And if folks ever slip and are dropping, It isn't the slipping that hurts them so much As the shock down below - when they're stopping....
• You lay it down, and I'll pick it up.
• The president has so much good publicity potential that hasn't been exploited.
  He should just sit down one day and make a list of all the things that people are embarrassed to do that they shouldn't be embarrassed to do, and then do them all on television....