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  -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)...
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• I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. -- Groucho Marx
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• Whatever it is, I'm against it! -- Groucho Marx
• I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints.
  They're upstairs in my socks. -- Groucho Marx...
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• As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
  -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)...