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• Welsh men only marry Welsh women because sheep can't cook.
• A man and a woman marry because both of them don't know what to do with themselves.
• Why do men go to war? Because women are watching. -- T. S. Elio
• Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. -- Stephe
• God only made man because he was disappointed with the monkey. -- Mark Twai
• The theory used to be that you marry an older man because they are more mature.
  The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one....
• Monsters sleep because you are boring, not because they ever get tired.
• Some women pick men to marry, others pick them to pieces.