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• Life's a bitch, then you marry one.
• Better to marry a man who loves you than one you love.
• Jebediah: People, our search is over! On this site we shall build a new town where we can worship freely, govern justly, and grow vast fields of hemp for making rope and blankets.
  Shelb.: Yes, and marry our cousins. Jebediah: I was -- what are you talking about, Shelbyville?...
• Mature software: code old enough that for every bug fixed, one or more new bugs are created.
  -- Karl Lehenbaue...
• If you don't think women are EXPENSIVE, marry one.
• Life sucks and then you marry one who won't.
• If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister?
• If all men were brothers, would you want one to marry your sister?
  -- the title of a Theodore Sturgeon short story....
• Before you marry, keep your two eyes open; after you marry, shut one. -- Jamaican proverb