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• I hereby sentence you to live in Blythe, California in a house with an airpad cooler, until you are dead, or wish you were.
  -- From HONKEYTONK SUE...
• Me know gammar. Me cood use it gud.
• Horny will kick embarrassment's ass everytime.
• and Doc Holliday ends up in the front row of a Led Zeppelin concert.
  .." "So THIS is hell." -- From HONKEYTONK SUE...
• Bondage... what's bondage?" "He's from Flagstaff." "Oh.
  -- Bruce Babbit poses a question in HONKEYTONK SUE...
• I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass. -- Barry Goldwate
• I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... ...
  and I'm all out of bubble gum." -- From THEY LIVE!...
• If I shot myself, my ex would sue me for the bullet.