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• I wish you were a beer.
• Ned: Well how'd strangers, what can I do you for?
  Zombies: BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! Ned: Well Sue Dolkes, you rascal....
• I thought you were dead...
• Greetings from Hell....wish you were here.
• I am here. Wish you were fine!
• I wish you were a Scotch on the rocks.
• Send this to 10 people within the hour you read this.
  If you do, > Your wish will come true. If you don't it will become the > opposite I hereby grant you your wish....
• Eat, drink and be merry, and tomorrow, you'll wish you were dead.
  When the credit card statement comes at the end of the month, you will get your wish....
• California is a fine place to live--if you happen to be an orange. -- Fred Alle