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• I love old Chappers. Don't you, Captain? Unfortunately, no.
  I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck....
• And all to leave what with his toil he won To that unfeather'd two-legged thing, a son.
  -- John Dryden (1631-1700) -- Absalom and Achitophel, Part i, Line 169...
• And they've overthrown Nicolas the Second, who used to be bizarre.
  .. Used to be _the_ Tzar, Baldrick... -- Baldrick and Edmund : Major Sta...
• Baldrick, _our_ plan is to find a new leading lady. What is _your_ plan? -- Edmund : Major Sta
• We're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got himself stuck on a sticky bun.
  -- Edmund : Major Sta...
• You mustn't do that to me, sir, because that...is a borgeious act of repression, sir.
  .....What? -- Baldrick and Edmund : Major Sta...
• If it wasn't for this terrible war, Neville would still be here today, sniffling his little nose, and going, 'eek'.
  On the other hand, if he hadn't died, I wouldn't have been able to insert a curtain rod in his bottom and use him as a dishmop....
• Potato? ...No thanks, I don't. -- Melchett and Edmund : Potato
• I was awakened by a terrific banging from Lord Melchett.
  .. Well!...I never knew he had it in him... -- Queenie and Edmund : Bee...