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• Down to the Banana Republics, Down to the tropical sun.
  Go the expatriated Americans, Hoping to find some fun....
• Running U.S. appliances on British current.
• Justice is lame as well as blind among us. -- Otway
• Let us see," the blind man said.
• There was a young lady named Hall, Wore a newspaper dress to a ball.
  The dress caught on fire And burned her entire Front page, sporting section, and all....
• Well, we must face a new reality. No more carefree days of chasing squirrels, running through the park, or howling at the moon.
  On the other hand, no more `Fetch the stick, boy, fetch the stick....
• Many a good man has caught his death of cold getting up in the middle of the night to go home.
• I BET WHAT HAPPENED was they discovered fire and invented the wheel on the same day.
  Then that night, they burned the wheel. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988....
• The night I filled an inside straight: Even a blind hog's gonna root up an acorn once in a while.
  -- Edward Abbey...