There Was A Young Lady Named Hall, Wore A Newspaper Dress To A Ball.
There was a young lady named Hall,
Wore a newspaper dress to a ball.
The dress caught on fire
And burned her entire
Front page, sporting section, and all.
If you can't dress weird, why dress at all?
On Halloween all the people in the neighborhood dress up like her. -- Soupy Sale
Mm. My best dress...
-- Marge watches Homer mow the lawn in her Sunday dress, "Dead Putting Society...
It's so dreadful to be poor! sighed Meg, looking down at her old dress.
I don't think it's fair for some girls to have plenty of pretty things, and other girls nothing at all, added little Amy, with an injured sniff....
There was a young lady named Clair Who possessed a magnificent pai
At least so I thought Till I saw one get caught On a thorn, and begin losing air....
A pretty young lady named Vogel Once sat herself down on a molehill.
A curious mole Nosed into her hole -- Ms. Vogel's ok, but the mole's ill....
Look for the woman in the dress. If there is no woman, there is no dress. -- Coco Chanel
There was a young lady named Twiss Who said she thought fucking a bliss, For it tickled her bum And caused her to come .
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