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• If you can't dress weird, why dress at all?
• On Halloween all the people in the neighborhood dress up like her. -- Soupy Sale
• Mm. My best dress...
  -- Marge watches Homer mow the lawn in her Sunday dress, "Dead Putting Society...
• It's so dreadful to be poor! sighed Meg, looking down at her old dress.
  I don't think it's fair for some girls to have plenty of pretty things, and other girls nothing at all, added little Amy, with an injured sniff....
• There was a young lady named Clair Who possessed a magnificent pai
  At least so I thought Till I saw one get caught On a thorn, and begin losing air....
• A pretty young lady named Vogel Once sat herself down on a molehill.
  A curious mole Nosed into her hole -- Ms. Vogel's ok, but the mole's ill....
• Look for the woman in the dress. If there is no woman, there is no dress. -- Coco Chanel
• There was a young lady named Twiss Who said she thought fucking a bliss, For it tickled her bum And caused her to come .
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