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• If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box of rockets and fire them all off, wouldn't you?
  -- Garrison Keillo...
• To your left is the marina where several senior cabinet officials keep luxury yachts for weekend cruises on the Potomac.
  Some of these ships are up to 100 feet in length...
• KENNEL A place where sleeping dogs lie, shelter from rain, and chew on dubious bones dug up from other people's garden.
  Toxic Custard advice of the week is: Never steal anything from a Rottweiler's kennel....
• May fire ants nest in your garden.
• You may be redneck... if any of your hobbies require dogs and a lantern.
• May the fire be your friend, may the sea rock you gently.
• You have taught me the fear of becoming lost, which has killed the pleasure of curiosity and discovery.
  In strange cities, I memorize streets and always know exactly where I am....
• Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. -- Garrison Keillo