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• Whine your way to Total Alienatio
• Feminizts have turned the Love Boat into the Titanic.
• Would you like some cheese with your whine?
• Trust in God, but lock your car.
• Flood's bad when your basement develops barnacles.
• May your favourite sports team take permanent residence in the cellar.
• You can't be a legend in your parent's basement. -- Joe Walsh
• If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker, It is slick to stick a lock upon your stock.
  Or some joker who is slicker, Will trick you of your liquor, If you fail to lock your liquor with a lock....