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• But you don't have to pray to a little tin god...
• And to think that only this morning I mistook you for an idiot only because your views were different to mine.
  One could have a real talk with you, though perhaps it would be wiser not to....
• You may have heard that a dean is to faculty as a hydrant is to a dog. -- Alfred Kah
• Marge: You don't have to join a freak show just because the opportunity came along.
  Homer: You know, Marge, in some ways you and I are very different people. Homerpalooza...
• May you have a dozen daughters, each uglier than sin, and not one penny in dowry.
• Beverly: "I heard you know how to turn him on." Wesley
  This is serious, Wes!" -- "Datalore", Stardate 41242.4...