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• Star Trek IV: In Search of Cash. "So long, and thanks for all the fish.
• So long and thanks for all the fish -- Departing Dolphins, The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• Best of all he liked to sleep. Sleeping was a very important activity for him.
  He liked to sleep for longish periods, great swathes of time....
• May you be twins, so that all your pains, troubles, and worries are double.
• If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and expain that it's vitally important that you get away before your phone bill arrives.
  Douglas Adams. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• A lot of people will urge you to put some money in a bank, and in fact--within reason--this is very good advice.
  But don't go overboard. Remember, what you are doing is giving your money to someone else to hold on to, and I think that it is worth keeping in mind that the businessmen who run banks are so worried about holding on to things that they put little chains on all their pens....
• The beach was a beach we shall not name, because his private house was there
  but it was a small sandy stretch somewhere along the hundreds of miles of coastline that runs west from Los Angeles, which is described in the new edition of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" in one entry as "junky, wunky, lunky, stunky, and what's that other word, and all kinds of bad stuff, woo," and in another, written only hours later as "being like several thousand square miles of American Express junk mail, but without the same sense of moral depth....
• It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem.
  For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much -- the wheel, New York wars and so on -- whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time....
• The startling truth finally became apparent, and it was thi
  Numbers written on restaurant checks within the confines of restaurants do not follow the same mathematical laws as numbers written on any other pieces of paper in any other parts of the Universe....