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• May your favorite woman turn out to be a man.
• Let your loins be girded about, and your lights burning. -- New Testament -- Luke xii, 35
• Oh yeah? Well I think the fruit of my loins can beat the fruit of your loins any day of the week!
  C'mon boy! -- Homer tells off Flanders, "Dead Putting Society...
• May your sister fall hopelessly in love with another woman.
• Dr. H: Now, a little death anxiety is normal. You can expect to go through five stages.
  The first is denial. Homer: No way! Because I'm not dying!...
• We do have a product that is more in your price range.
  However, I must assure you that any hair growth you experience while using it will be purely coincidental....
• Amy: "Bender, your beer belly's so big your door won't even close.
  And that doesn't even make sense....
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