And The Top Story For Today: Wives Live Longer Than Husbands Because They Are Not Married To Women.
And the top story for today: wives live longer than husbands because they
are not married to women.
Colin Mochrie in "Whose Line is it Anyway?"
Do married women make the best wives?
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
-- Johnny Carso...
It's a fact women live longer than men-especially widows.
Did you know that married men live longer than single men?
So, if you want to die a slow death, get married!!! -- Dave Maynard...
The reason that husbands and wives do not understand each other is because they belong to different sexes.
-- Dorothy Dix...
Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than me
although he was twice married, it never occured to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths....
Do married people live longer, or does it just seem that way?
Husbands are chiefly good lovers when they are betraying their wives.
The Welsh are the only husbands to put their wives on their national flag.