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• Half of the people in the world are below average.
• Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English. He was rather large.
• Half a bubble off plumb. -- attributed to Mark Twai
• The value of the average conversation could be enormously improved by the constant use of four simple word
  I do not know. -- Andre Mauroi...
• Simple rules for saving money: to save half, when you are fired by an eager impulse to contribute to a charity, wait and count forty.
  To save three-quarters, count sixty. To save it all, count sixty- five. -- Mark Twai...
• When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year.
  I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer....
• When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year.
  I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer....
• There's no such word as FAIL in my vocabulary!