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• Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.
• Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
  -- Samuel Goldwyn, when told his son was getting married...
• Did you hear about the handsome bachelor Senator who hired a ravishing blonde as his assistant and then made her the object of a long Congressional probe.
• How many Mac owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: One to ask the socket to eject the old bulb, and one to insert the new one....
• How many new men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The consensus of opinion appears to be that there is no such thing as a genuine new man, and in any event, the media, who like telling us what we all like, have declared that women don't really go for new men anyway, but instead prefer more masculinity nowadays....
• Keeping Still. Keeping his back still So that he no longer feels his body.
  He goes into the courtyard And does not see his people. No blame....
• A bachelor is an unaltared male.
• A Bachelor looks, but does not leap.
• Spinster: A bachelor's wife.