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• SPINSTER: A bachelor's wife.
• Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.
• SPINSTER -- unlusted number.
• A bachelor is an unaltared male.
• A Bachelor looks, but does not leap.
• Bachelor Chow. Now with flavor." -announce
• An old spinster was asked what she liked most in men.
  "Appearance," she replied "and the sooner the better"....
• Patty: The older they get, the cuter they ain't.
  -- The universal truth as told by a Bouvier spinster, "Lisa's First Word...