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• Sane? Hell, if I was sane why would I be here?
• A man is called a good fellow for doing things which, if done by a woman, would land her in a lunatic asylum.
  -- H.L. Mencke...
• Okay, I won't open it until then -- Vice President Dan Quayle after having been presented with an empty box that was to contain a gift from a sailing team in South America.
  He was told that the gift was not ready yet, but that it would be presented to him when they arrived in the United States....
• Just another inmate in this ASYLUM!!!
• See you in the asylum.
• Really to see the sun rise or go down every day...would preserve us sane forever. -- Thoreau
• Your life would be very empty if you had nothing to regret.