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• Man weeps to think that he will die so soon; woman, that she was born so long ago.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• What is done with joy is always better done. -- H. L. Mencke
• A man may be a fool and not know it -- but not if he is married. -- H. L. Mencke
• Every man is his own hell. -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)
• It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
  H. L. Mencke...
• Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. -- H. L. Mencken -- Chrestomathy, 1949
• To be in love is merely to be in a state of perpetual anesthesia - to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• The average woman must inevitably view her actual husband with a certain disdai
  he is anything but her ideal. In consequence, she cannot help feeling that her children are cruelly handicapped by the fact that he is their father....