Okay, I Won't Open It Until Then -- Vice President Dan Quayle After Having Been Presented With An Empty Box That Was To Contain A Gift From A Sailing Team In South America.

Okay, I Won't Open It Until Then -- Vice President Dan Quayle After Having Been Presented With An Empty Box That Was To Contain A Gift From A Sailing Team In South America.

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Okay, I won't open it until then
-- Vice President Dan Quayle after having been
presented with an empty box that was to contain
a gift from a sailing team in South America.
He was told that the gift was not ready yet,
but that it would be presented to him when they
arrived in the United States.

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