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• I was sane once... didn't like it.
• I am perfectly sane, and so am I.
• I used to be sane, but I got better.
• I was sane once. Didn't particularly care for the experience.
• An asylum for the sane would be empty in America.
• I got a ticket the other day...I pleaded insanity. The judge asked me why, and I asked him, 'would any sane person park in the passing lane?
  ' I asked, 'Judge, nice day, isn't it?' He said yes....
• Were I to use the wits the good Spirit gave me, then I would say this lady cannot exist- for what sane man would hold a dream to be reality.
  Yet rather would I not be sane and lend belief to charmed, enchanted eyes....
• Am I half crazy, or half sane? And do I really care?
• All my friends and I are crazy. That's the only thing that keeps us sane.