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• desire cracks open the gates. If you're ready it will take you through.
  But nothing lasts forever, time is the destroyer, the wheel turns again and again, watch out it will take you through....
• Bart: All they do is kiss. Marge: How cute! [turns to leave, then catches herself] They don't open their mouths, do they?
  Bart: No. Marge: How cute! -- Both feet on the ground, please....
• You may be redneck... if your mother turns out to be your sister.
• SPRING FEVER -- when the iron in your blood turns to lead in your pants.
• My soul is on fire, I'm aflame with desire, which is why I perspire...
• Lorena Bobbit Virus: turns your computer's hard drive into a floppy.
• TRAFFIC LIGHT Apparatus that automatically turns red when your car approaches it.
• You know you're old when your toupee turns gray.