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• Pittsburgh driver's test 3: When stopped at an intersection you should a) watch the traffic light for your lane.
  b) watch for pedestrians crossing the street. c) blow the horn....
• Green light in A.M. for new projects. Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets.
• Green light in a.m. for new projects. Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets.
• McKee's Law: When you're not in a hurry, the traffic light will turn green as soon as your vehicle comes to a complete stop.
• As the knife approaches its victim, your mind is submerged by an overmastering will.
  Slowly, your hand turns, until the rusty blade is an inch from your neck....
• IRONY: A windy day, when, just as a beautiful girl with a short skirt approaches, dust blows in your eyes.
• SPRING FEVER -- when the iron in your blood turns to lead in your pants.