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• How many massage parlor attendants -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Whatever number turns you on, big boy....
• Homer: [expansive] So, how was everybody's day at school?
  Bart: Horrifying! Lisa: Pointless! Marge: Exhausting....
• Whatever your advice, make it brief. -- Horace
• A crank in armor will never harm her.
• You may be redneck... if your mother turns out to be your sister.
• SPRING FEVER -- when the iron in your blood turns to lead in your pants.
• Thank you for calling Robert's House of Love. All of our customer service representatives are, er.
  .. busy servicing customers, so at the sound of the erotic tone, leave your name, number, and a short description of whatever turns you on....
• Love turns to lust; angst turns to fire - open your heart to my flaming desire.