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• I 'll make thee glorious by my pen, And famous by my sword.
  -- Marquis of Montrose (1612-1650) -- My Dear and only Love...
• Glad that's over with. I'm taking off my armor. -- Famous Last Word
• My sword said WHAT??? -- Famous Last Word
• Those aren't WINOS--that's my JUGGLER, my AERIALIST, my SWORD SWALLOWER, and my LATEX NOVELTY SUPPLIER!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• There's something about winning at poker that restores my faith in the innate goodness of my fellowman.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• Can my sword talk to your axe? -- Famous Last Word
• Love me....love my huskies!
• I Love My Sysop.
• They'll take away my sword when they pry my cold dead fingers off the hil