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• Love me tender, love me true.
• My love is like an iron wand That conks me on the head, My love is like the valium That I take before my bed, My love is like the pint of scotch That I drink when I be dry
  And I shall love thee still, my dear, Until my wife is wise. -- Love's Drug...
• Love's Drug My love is like an iron wand That conks me on the head
  My love is like the valium That I take before my bed, My love is like the pint of scotch That I drink when I be dry...
• Who loves me will also love my dog. -- John Donne
• Love me, love my dog. -- John Heywood (c. 1565) -- Proverbes, Part ii, Chap. ix
• I love you, you love me...
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