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• He either fears his fate too much, Or his deserts are small, That dares not put it to the touch To gain or lose it all.
  -- Marquis of Montrose (1612-1650) -- My Dear and only Love...
• My love is like an iron wand That conks me on the head, My love is like the valium That I take before my bed, My love is like the pint of scotch That I drink when I be dry
  And I shall love thee still, my dear, Until my wife is wise. -- Love's Drug...
• Love's Drug My love is like an iron wand That conks me on the head
  My love is like the valium That I take before my bed, My love is like the pint of scotch That I drink when I be dry...
• My sword said WHAT??? -- Famous Last Word
• Love is my Sword, Goodness my Armor, And Humor my Shield.
• Ow! Where have I put my vorpal sword?! -- Famous Last Word
• That's its 43rd attack, can I draw my sword now? -- Famous Last Word
• Can my sword talk to your axe? -- Famous Last Word